A bus of politicians is driving by
a farm where a man lives alone. The bus
driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes into
the ditch.
The man comes out and finding the
politicians, buries them.
The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man.
"So you buried
all the politicians?" asked the police officer.
"Were they all dead?"
To which the man replied, "Some said they weren't, but
you know how
politicians lie."