Subject:  WV DEPT
Date:  Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:14:52 -0700 (PDT)

 

A West Virginia Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm
and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to
inspect your farm for a possible new road."

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."

The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of
West Virginia to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to
go wherever I wish on farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud
screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for
the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull
was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on
the employee at every step.

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card", "SHOW, HIM,
YOUR,CARD!!!!"

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