THREE THINGS TO THINK
ABOUT
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington and then track her calves to their stalls? But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using
it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not
Steal," "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not
Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians
-- it creates a hostile work environment.
