Sent: Sunday, February 11, 2007 6:28 PM

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Teachers' Questions for Kids

Cute.  Kids are Quick

 

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.

 

MARIA:      Here it is.

 

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ?

 

CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

 

JOHN:        You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:    Gabe, how do you spell "crocodile?"

 

GABE:           K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

 

TEACHER:    No, that's wrong

 

GABE:           Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

 

DONALD:      H I J K L M N O.

 

TEACHER:    What are you talking about?

 

DONALD:      Yesterday you said it's H to O.

 

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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

 

WINNIE:      Me!

 

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TEACHER:   George, why do you always get so dirty?

 

GEORGE:   Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

 

MILLIE:        I is...

 

TEACHER:    No, Millie. Always say, "I am."

 

MILLIE:        All right.  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.     Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

 

LOUIS:        Because George still had the ax in his hand.

 

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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

 

SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER:  Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

 

CLYDE :     No, teacher, it's the same dog.

 

 

 

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