Pres.
Bush Poetry
This
is a short poem made up entirely of actual
quotations
from George W. Bush.
These
have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington
Post writer Richard Thompson.
A
wonderful haiku like this is too good not to share.
MAKE
THE PIE HIGHER
I
think we all agree, the past is over.
This
is still a dangerous world.
It's
a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely
is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will
the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How
many hands have I shaked?
They
misunderestimate me.
I
am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I
know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families
is where our nation finds hope,
Where
our wings take dream.
Put
food on your family!
Knock
down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize
society!
Make
the pie higher!
I
am the Decider!
(Pass this on. Help cure Mad Cowboy Disease in the next election!)
Ted Elden
- Chas. WV
