
Che
at the Oscars
by Humberto
Fontova
Did
you catch Carlos Santana's grand entrance at the Oscars?
Well,
the famed guitarist couldn't contain himself. He stopped for the
photographers, smiled deliriously and swung his jacket open.
TA-DA! There it was: Carlos' elegantly embroidered Che Guevara
t-shirt. Carlos' face as the flashbulbs popped said it all.
"I'm so COOL!" he beamed. "I'm so HIP! I'm so
CHEEKY! So SHARP! So TUNED IN!"
Tune
in to this, Carlos: in the mid 1960's Fidel and your charming
t-shirt icon set up concentration camps in Cuba for, among many
others, "anti-social elements" and
"delinquents." Besides Bohemian (Haight-Ashbury,
Greenwich Village types) and homosexuals, these camps were
crammed with "roqueros," who qualified in Che and
Fidel's eyes as useless "delinquents."
A
"roquero" was a hapless youth who tried to listen to
Yankee-Imperialist rock music in Cuba.
Comprende,
Carlos? Do you see where I'm going with this, Carlos?
Yes,
Mr Santana, here you were grinning widely – and OH-SO-hiply!
– while proudly displaying the symbol of a regime that: MADE
IT A CRIMINAL OFFENSE TO LISTEN TO CARLOS SANTANA MUSIC! – You
IMBECILE!!
True,
you didn't hit it big till Woodstock in 1969, at a time when Che
had already received a heavy dose of the very medicine he
gallantly dished out to hundreds of bound and gagged men and
boys, some as young as fourteen. This means the first inmates of
his concentration camps were probably guilty of the heinous
crime of listening mainly to the Beatles, Stones, Kinks, etc.
But the regime Che helped set up kept up the practice of jailing
"roqueros" well past the time when you were hot on the
rock charts, Carlos.
Lest
we get carried away with merely laughing at your stupidity, I'll
pass along the thoughts from Cuban music legend, Paquito
D'Rivero. He wrote his recent letter to you in Spanish. "My
command of English wouldn't allow me to fully express my
indignation" at your cheeky Oscar gig, he explained. Seems
that Mr D'Rivera had relatives among those your t-shirt icon
jailed, tortured and murdered. In closing, Mr D'Rivera wishes
you good luck in your professional endeavors. He says you'll
need it, considering that you'll soon be playing a gig in Miami.
A
Cuban gentleman named Pierre San Martin was also among those
jailed by the gallant Che. A few years ago he recalled the
horrors in a El Nuevo Herald article. "32 of us were
crammed into a cell" he recalls. "16 of us would stand
while the other sixteen tried to sleep on the cold filthy floor.
We took shifts that way. Actually, we considered ourselves
lucky. After all, we were alive. Dozens were led from the cells
to the firing squad daily. The volleys kept us awake. We felt
that any one of those minutes would be our last."
"One
morning the horrible sound of that rusty steel door swinging
open startled us awake and Che's guards shoved a new prisoner
into our cell. His face was bruised and smeared with blood. We
could only gape. He was a boy, couldn't have been much older
than 12, maybe 14.
"What
did you do?" We asked horrified. "I tried to defend my
papa," gasped the bloodied boy. "I tried to keep these
Communist sons of b**tches from murdering him! But they sent him
to the firing squad."
Soon
Che's goons came back, the rusty steel door opened and they
yanked the valiant boy out of the cell. "We all rushed to
the cell's window that faced the execution pit, " recalls
Mr San Martin. "We simply couldn't believe they'd murder
him!"
"Then
we spotted him, strutting around the blood-drenched execution
yard with his hands on his waist and barking orders – the
gallant Che Guevara." Here Che was finally in his element.
In battle he was a sad joke, a bumbler of epic proportions (for
details see Fidel; Hollywood's Favorite Tyrant). But up against
disarmed and bloodied boys he was a snarling tiger.
"Kneel
Down!" Che barked at the boy.
"ASSASSINS!"
We screamed for our window. "MURDERERS!! HOW CAN YOU MURDER
A LITTLE BOY!"
"
I said: KNEEL DOWN!" Che barked again.
The
boy stared Che resolutely in the face. "If you're going to
kill me," he yelled. "you'll have to do it while I'm
standing! MEN die standing!"
"
COWARDS! – MURDERERS!..Sons of B**TCHES!" The men yelled
desperately from their cells. "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" HOW
CAN...?! "And then we saw Che unholstering his pistol. It
didn't seem possible. But Che raised his pistol, put the barrel
to the back of the boys neck and blasted. The shot almost
decapitated the young boy.
"We
erupted. We were enraged, hysterical, banging on the bars.
"MURDERERS! – ASSASSINS!" His murder finished, Che
finally looked up at us, pointed his pistol, and BLAM!-BLAM-BLAM!
emptied his clip in our direction. Several of us were wounded by
his shots."
To
a man (and boy) Che's murder victims went down in a blaze of
defiance and glory. So let's recall Che's own plea when the
wheels of justice finally turned and he was cornered in Bolivia.
"Don't Shoot!" he whimpered. "I'm Che! I'm worth
more to you alive than dead!"
This
swinish and murdering coward, this child-killer, was the toast
of the Oscars.
April
2, 2005
Humberto
Fontova [send him
mail] holds an M.A. in History from Tulane University.
He’s the author of the newly-published Fidel;
Hollywood's Favorite Tyrant, as well as The
Hellpig Hunt: A Hunting Adventure in the Wild Wetlands at the
Mouth of the Mississippi River by Middle-Aged Lunatics Who
Refuse to Grow Up and Helldiver’s
Rodeo described
as "Highly entertaining!" by Publisher’s Weekly, as
"Terrific!" by Salon.com, and as "Just what the
doctor ordered!" by Ted Nugent. Watch for him on the Dennis
Miller show April 14th.
Copyright
© 2005 LewRockwell.com
The
History Channel Shills For Che Guevara
by Humberto
Fontova
The
A&E Network recently produced a Biography show on Ernesto
"Che" Guevara. Years back they produced one on Senator
"Tail-Gunner Joe" McCarthy. The depictions contrast
sharply.
The second
mentioned of these historical figures was a freely-elected
official who campaigned to remove Stalinist agents that had
infiltrated the government of a representative republic. Joe
McCarthy launched his congressional inquiry into Communist
penetration of the U.S. government at a time when Stalin's
regime had already murdered more people, conquered more nations,
and enslaved more of their citizens than Hitler's regime had
managed at its murderous apex. On top of this, Stalin's regime
had recently developed the Atomic bomb.
In 1950
Senator McCarthy claimed to know of 57 Stalinist agents in the
employ of the U.S. government. Not a single one of these alleged
agents suffered so much as a day in jail, though some lost their
cushy government jobs.
Ernesto
"Che" Guevara was second in command, chief
executioner, and chief KGB liaison for a regime that outlawed
elections and private property. This regime's KGB-supervised
police – employing the midnight knock and the dawn raid among
other devices – rounded up and jailed more political prisoners
as a percentage of population than Stalin's and executed more
people (out of a population of 6.4 million) in its first three
years in power than Hitler's executed (out of a population of 70
million) in it's first six.
Can you
guess which show The History Channel titled, "Epidemic of
Fear"?
The regime
Che Guevara co-founded stole the savings and property of 6.4
million citizens, made refugees of 20 per cent of the population
from a nation formerly deluged with immigrants and whose
citizens had achieved a higher standard of living than those
residing in half of Europe. Che Guevara's regime also shattered
– through executions, jailings, mass larceny and exile –
virtually every family on the island of Cuba. Many opponents of
the Cuban regime qualify as the longest-suffering political
prisoners in modern history, having suffered prison camps,
forced labor and torture chambers for a period THREE TIMES as
long in Che Guevara's Gulag as Alexander Solzhenytzin suffered
in Stalin's Gulag.
Can you
guess which A & E show mentioned, "hundreds of
destroyed lives"?
One week
into power the regime Che Guevara co-founded abolished Habeas
Corpus. Guevara commanded his regime's prosecutorial goons to
"always interrogate our prisoners at night. A man's
resistance is always lower at night." He boasted that,
"we execute from revolutionary conviction!" and that
"judicial evidence is an archaic bourgeois detail."
Edwin Tetlow, Havana correspondent for London's Daily Telegraph,
reported on a mass "trial" orchestrated by Che Guevara
where Tetlow noticed the death sentences posted on a board
before the trial had started.
Can you
guess which show had "The Great Inquisitor" in the
title?
In case you
haven't guessed, the answer to all of the above questions is:
Joe McCarthy's.
One signed
his name "Stalin II," professed that "the
solutions to the world's problems lie behind the Iron
curtain," and boasted that "if the nuclear missiles
had remained we would have fired them against the heart of the
U.S. including New York City." He also professed that the
victory of socialism was well worth "millions of atomic
victims."
Can you
guess which show mentioned, "his idealism will rarely be
equaled"?
Immediately
upon entering Havana Che Guevara stole and moved into what was
probably the most luxurious mansion in Cuba. The rightful owner
fled the country barely ahead of a firing squad and a reporter
who wrote of Che's new house in a Cuban newspaper was himself
threatened with the firing squad. A year later thousands of
Cubans were sent to forced-labor camps on Che's orders, based on
his whim to fashion "a new man,"
Can you
guess which show includes the phrase "he never abused his
power"?
During a
1961 speech in Cuba, Che Guevara denounced the very "spirit
of rebellion" as "reprehensible." Earlier he had
cheered the Soviet invasion of Hungary and the concurrent
slaughter of thousands of Hungarians who resisted Russian
Imperialism. According to Guevara, these freedom-fighters were
all "fascists and CIA agents."
Can you
guess which show described its subject as: "a potent symbol
of rebellion, liberation and resistance to imperialism"?
In case you
haven't guessed, the answer to the above questions is: Che
Guevara's
On his
second to last day alive Che Guevara ordered his guerrilla
charges to give no quarter, to fight to the last breath and to
the last bullet. With his men doing just that, a slightly
wounded Che snuck away from the firefight and surrendered with a
full clip in his pistol, while whimpering to his captors:
"Don't Shoot! I'm Che! I'm worth more to you alive than
dead!" He then groveled shamelessly, desperate to
ingratiate himself. "What's your name, young man?" Che
asked one of his captors. "Why what a lovely name for a
Bolivian soldier!"
"So
what will they do with me?" Che asked Bolivian Captain Gary
Prado. "I don't suppose you will kill me. I'm surely more
valuable alive....And you Captain Prado," Che commended his
captor. "You are a very special person ...I have been
talking to some of your men. They think very highly of you,
captain! And don't worry, this whole thing is over. We have
failed." Then to further ingratiate himself, "your
army has pursued us very tenaciously....now, could you please
find out what they plan to do with me?"
Nonetheless
The History Channel gushes that Guevara "was valiant until
his last moment alive."
So far,
subjective matters. Now on to more objective ones.
Despite
numerous attempts, nobody has managed to locate any record of
Ernesto Guevara's medical degree. Shortly after his capture Che
admitted to his captor's commander, Captain Gary Prado, that he
(Che) was not a doctor but "had some knowledge of
medicine."
Nonetheless
The History Channel refers to Ernesto Guevara as a "newly
qualified Doctor."
It is a
matter of historical record that in January 1959 the U.S. gave
diplomatic recognition to the Castro/Che regime MORE QUICKLY
than they had recognized Batista's in 1952. State Department
records also show that the U.S. imposed on arms embargo on the
Batista government and refused to ship arms the Cuban government had
already paid for. The official record also documents that
U.S. ambassador Earl T. Smith personally notified Batista that
he had no support from the U.S. government, which strongly
recommended that he leave Cuba. Batista was then denied
political asylum in the U.S.
In 2001
while visiting Havana for a conference with Fidel Castro, the
CIA's "Caribbean Desk's "specialist on the Cuban
Revolution" from 1957–1960, Robert Reynolds boasted that:
"Me and my staff were all Fidelistas."
"Everyone
in the CIA and everyone at State were pro-Castro, except
ambassador Earl Smith." This statement is from former CIA
operative in Santiago Cuba, Robert Weicha.
Nonetheless,
The History Channel reports that "Che Guevara helped
overthrow the "U.S.- BACKED" Cuban dictator, Fulgencio
Batista."
"At his
(Che's) orders around 50 men were executed," asserts The
History Channel
"The
Black Book of Communism," written by French scholars and
published in English by Harvard University Press (neither an
outpost of the vast right-wing conspiracy, much less of
"Miami maniacs!") estimates 14,000 firing squad
executions in Cuba by the end of the 1960's. "The facts and
figures are irrefutable," wrote the New York Times (no
less!) about "The Black Book of Communism." A Cuban
prosecutor of the time who quickly defected in horror and
disgust named Jose Vilasuso estimates that Che signed 400 death
warrants the first few months of his command in La Cabana. A
Basque priest named Iaki de Aspiazu, who was often on hand to
perform confessions and last rites, says Che personally ordered
700 executions by firing squad during the period. Cuban
journalist Luis Ortega, who knew Che as early as 1954, writes in
his book "Yo Soy El Che!" that Guevara sent 1,892 men
to the firing squad.
In his book Che
Guevara: A Biography, Daniel James writes that Che
himself admitted to ordering "several thousand"
executions during the first year of the Castro regime. Felix
Rodriguez, the Cuban-American CIA operative who helped track him
down in Bolivia and was the last person to question him, says
that Che during his final talk, admitted to "a couple
thousand" executions. But he shrugged them off as all being
of "imperialist spies and CIA agents."
Historically
speaking, documenting regime murders while that murderous regime
remains in power has proven almost impossible. Yet the Cuba
Archive project headed by Maria Werlau and Dr Armando Lago have
already documented 216 firing squad death warrants signed by Che
Guevara, a figure quadrupling The History Channels'. What can
possibly account for such a relentless contempt for the truth by
The History Channel?
We'll see in
a minute.
"He
studied the evidence in each case (of the "50"
executions) with methodical care. The executed were all
torturers and murderers of women and children," asserts The
History Channel in their Che Biography.
Well,
Guevara's judicial methods I've already mentioned, simply by
quoting Che Guevara himself. If "judicial evidence is an
archaic bourgeois detail" if no defense counsel or
witnesses are permitted then just how did Che determine who is
"a torturer and murderer of women and children?" The
History Channel provides no clue.
But their
main source, Che biographer Jon Lee Anderson who is interviewed
and quoted extensively through the "documentary,"
does. This diligent historian got the figure of 50 executed and
the accounts of the sterling judicial procedures preceding the
executions, from one of the Communist prosecutors himself,
Orlando Borrego, who features as major source in Anderson's book
and who is a minister in Cuba's Stalinist government to this
day. Indeed, Anderson wrote his book while living in Cuba using
ministers of a Stalinist government as his primary sources.
Other sources such as "Che's Diaries" were edited and
published by Castro's propaganda ministry with the preface
written by Fidel Castro himself. Given the subject, perhaps such
a thoroughly "revolutionary" form of historiography is
fitting. Let's step back for a second and contemplate it.
Adolph
Eichmann, Rudolf Hess, Karl Donitz, Baldur von Schirach and many
other Nazi officials were still alive when William Shirer wrote
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. Yet these were not
Shirer's primary sources. Therefore, applying contemporary logic
as it applies to Cuban history, Shirer's book should be
thoroughly discredited. Anything and everything former Nazi
officials had to say should have been taken at face value.
Instead Shirer relied on sources such as German exile Fritz
Thyssen. This man was "embittered," had an obvious
"ax to grind" against the Nazi regime, and should have
been discounted as biased and not credible by William Shirer and
by all right-thinking people.
Robert
Conquest was also derelict in using Ukrainian refugees such as
Marco Carynnyk as sources for his book, The
Great Terror. From Leonid Brezhnev to Yuri Andropov, to
Nikita Khrushchev thousands of Stalin's henchmen were available
to Conquest as perfectly reliable sources. For not relying upon
them exclusively in his studies of Stalinism, Robert Conquest
should be laughed off any lectern. His book consists of nothing
but embittered ravings and cheap gossip from people with
"an ax to grind."
Simon
Weisenthal, Eilie Weisel and Ann Frank all had obvious
"axes to grind' against the Nazi regime so nothing they
said or wrote should be taken seriously. Alexander Solzhenitsyn,
Cardinal Mindszenty, Nathan Scharansky, Vladimir Bukovsky, etc.
are all "embittered exiles and cranks" with obvious
"axes to grind" against the Soviet regime. So the same
applies to them.
The
above may sound flippant, but it's precisely the methodology
applied in media and "scholarly" circles when it comes
to studying Cuban totalitarianism. The normal rules of
historiography – and even of decency, logic and common sense
– get turned on their heads, resulting in shows like those on
The History Channel.
September
25, 2007
Humberto
Fontova [send him
mail] is the author of Exposing
the Real Che Guevara and the Useful Idiots Who Idolize Him.
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