No more paying more than 50% of what we make in taxes to pay for
the ever-growing monster that government in America has become and
free everything for those who haven't earned it (and that includes
illegal aliens, too, not just government employees).
No more worry about my son being drafted after the upcoming
election, then sent to the Middle East where, if he isn't
killed outright or maimed for life, then abandoned by the Veteran's
Administration, he will return poisoned by the Depleted-Uranium dust
that swirls everywhere in that part of the world, doomed to a
painful end to his short life by a variety of cancers - and still
be abandoned by the Veteran's Administration.
No
more being passed over for promotion in favor of those clearly less
qualified but blessed with the politically-correct skin color or
sex. By the way, meet
the new Commanding Officer of the Marine Corps' most important
training and staging facility, Camp Lejeune, NC, a Black woman whose
entire career has consisted of being an ever-more-glorified supply
clerk...starting as enlisted, they haven't been able to promote her
fast enough, so today she is "just" a Lt. Colonel, yet
she replaces a Major General. Used to be, even legitimate
supply officers never could qualify for "line" command,
but no more in the new, improved Marine Corps. No wonder we
have to force hardware clerks to go do the dying in Iraq and
Afghanistan.
Of course, now that the Chosen control the entire Western world,
it no is longer possible for someone like myself, who dares tell the
truth about the so-called "Holocaust," even to visit
countries like Australia, England, France or any European
country, for that matter. Africa is out, of course.
There's Russia, but then we all have to get honest jobs and learn to
speak Russian...and get despised for having allowed the Chosen to
take over the world. South America, but we get kidnapped.
China, Japan and India all know better than to let us in - those
people aren't stupid. Indonesia requires an ark these
days. In Canada, they tried to jail a guy who simply reprinted
one of my articles and you saw what those Canuck Nazis did to Ernst
Zundel...imagine what they'd do to me.
That leaves only one course of action: we go to Mexico.
Of course, Mexico does not allow anybody but Mexicans to work, vote
or have a whole panoply of rights that they demand for their illegal
expatriates back here in America. That's ok, because we have
the perfect plan: We'll sneak across the southern border
and back into America.
As illegal aliens, then we become eligible for a host of benefits
and rights now denied us as American citizens.
Aside from our upcoming amnesty for breaking so many laws by
entering America illegally, we'll be guaranteed Social Security, for
which even my wife doesn't qualify on her own, since she never
worked much for wages. However, as an illegal alien, she can
claim all sorts of untaxed wages and thereby be eligible to draw
full-on Social Security, just like you.
If
my kids get farm-related employment as the illegals they will have
become, they cannot be fired "except for just cause," per
the terms of the amnesty bill about to be adopted. Of course, American
farm workers can be fired at any time and for any reason. And,
as "foreign guest farm workers" (Congress' choice of
words, not mine), my kids must be paid the "prevailing
wage," whatever that is, but you can bet it's more than they
would be paid today for the same work as Americans.
Since we all qualify for Social Security, we can take jobs that
pay us cash, with no deductions for Social Security or anything
else, for that matter (again, not below the "prevailing
wage," though). And we'll be able to get those jobs
easily, since our employers also receive amnesty under the pending
bill for knowingly hiring illegals, while not having to pay their
half of our social security taxes, either. Everybody wins.
Except you, of course. After all, somebody's gotta pay for
all this.
What's more, unlike right now, my kids will have their pick of
colleges throughout America to attend, all at in-state tuition
rates. And, of course, they will qualify for all sorts of
food stamps, housing, welfare and other government handouts, so they
won't have to work their way through college, like I did. And,
as minorities (our new Latin surname, you see), they qualify for all
sorts of free tuition, books and the like. Partyyyyy Time!
And we will all get preference in hiring and promotions. Job
security, at last.
If any of us get in trouble, we can't be arrested. The
worst they can do is deport us back to Mexico, of course, and, two
days later, we'll be back, just like all the other illegals who get
deported.
Hey, is this a great country, or what?
Of course, we've gotta learn to speak Meskin. But, then,
all Americans have to learn to speak Meskin, anyway, since it's
illegal to make illegal aliens speak English, which now has
officially been declared NOT to be the official language of America.
No problemo. How difficult could it be? After
all, millions of Meskins speak it fluently!
Oh,
and we want you tired, old racist gringos to get out of our
country muy pronto. You stole the best part of Mexico,
you know - the part with all the roads, water systems, buildings and
jobs. Well, we want it back...and now.
My name is Eduardo Steelez. Thanks for listening.
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