This
was sent to me from a friend, it's funny~
Birds
of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When
I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's
dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny
saved is a government oversight.
The
real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at
the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because
by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good
friends.
The
easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy
a replacement.
He
who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The
Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met
everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in
mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to
look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice
it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did
you ever notice:
When
you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "Theirs?"
I
hope the above comforted you.
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