Subject: Laugh a little
Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2006 13:46:59 EST

I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a gal a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a name.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he
wrote.I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. This car had an old 
"Vote for Bush" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.