Subject: HEADING TO MEXICO
Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:15:50 -0500

    Dear President Bush:

    I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and
 I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the
border  from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know  you can help with this.

    I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
 quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
here.

    So, would you mind telling your buddy, Mexico President Vicente Fox,
that I'm
 on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the
following:

    1. Free medical care for my entire family.
    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
 need, whether I use them or not.
    3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
    4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
    5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
 flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

    7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch. 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get
easy
 access to government services.
    9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort
 to learn local traffic laws.
    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
 from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police
officers  speak English.

    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on
 my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.

    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
 do not enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
    13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
 never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on
 the economy.

    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
 for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that
Pres.  Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

    However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
 hunting with V.P. Dick Cheney.

    Thank you so much for your kind help.



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