George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get
a
little PR. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the
little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 3 questions. First,
why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
UN? Second,
why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third,
whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just
then, the bell rings for
recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will
continue after
recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh,
that's right:
Question time. Who has a question?" Another
little boy puts up his
hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Bobby," he
responds. "And what is your question,
Bobby?"
"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the
USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you
President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama
Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth,
what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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