Whether
a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends
a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so
busy earning'
his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for
good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the
trouble
starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like
a thoroughbred,
she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the
past -
but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick
to the washing',
ironing', cooking' and scrubbing'. No wife of mine is
going to work."
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook,
sew, and make
beds and is in good health, and he's already used to
taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
your age
and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
I want people
to know "why" I look this way. I've
traveled a long way and some of
the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries
up or leaks.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled
and bald,
they don't recognize you.
Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing
