Subject:  Cannibal Restaurant
Date:  Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:02:13 -0700

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
He came upon a restaurant run by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.

The customer called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The waiter replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?"