Welcome to Call to Decision 

A  guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet
store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he bought a talking centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, you in there! Would you like to go
to Frank's place and have a drink with me???


A little voice came out of the box:...........


"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!